What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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