I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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