All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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