The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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