ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
