What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
