Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
you made out with another girl for some wings
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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