it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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