if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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