last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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