Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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