you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Pooping to opera.
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