drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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