oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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