I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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