I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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