I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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