so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yo dont text me then not text me
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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