i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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