Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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