Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Pappa wants mamma naked
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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