on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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