it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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