he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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