maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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