I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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