was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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