How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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