Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
