I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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