i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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