He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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