our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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