i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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