Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
