That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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