the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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