Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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