so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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