This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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