walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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