OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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