I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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