Tell her she can't have a vagina
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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