bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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