Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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