At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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