Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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