Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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