Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Randomize
