you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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