Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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