Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
smell my finger.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Randomize
