He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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