Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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